Madonna's childhood home in Michigan has been placed on the market for a paltry $48,600 (£30,375).
The pop superstar spent her youth in the four-bedroom Rochester Hills house with her parents and six brothers and sisters before relocating to New York in her search for fame and fortune.
Her family reportedly sold the property in 2001 for $270,000 (£168,750), but the home was ravaged in a fire in 2008 and has not been restored since, according to real estate blog Curbed.com.